Impressions: The Halloween and Friday the 13th Movies We Almost Had

Thanks to their recent addition on Shudder, I decided to give one of my favorite franchise’s another viewing, Friday the 13th. This led me down the road of contemplation, and I was reminded how Friday the 13th part IV and Halloween 4 both setup something sort of similar, that they then completely abandoned. I am […]

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Impressions: Tucker and Dale vs Evil

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil is a 2010 horror-comedy. It follows two branching stories, with Tucker and Dale serving as our protagonists. Tucker and Dale buy a “vacation home” out in the sticks that needs a great deal of work. Meanwhile, they cross paths with Allison and her friends, who judge the pair based on […]

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Impressions: Franchise Ranking- Friday the 13th

There are a lot of great franchises out there filled with various highs and lows. I thought I would rank a few of them on the blog and why I put the movies in the order that I do. To be clear, these are my personal ratings entirely. While what I perceive as quality will […]

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Impressions: The Platform

The Platform (The Hole) is a 2019 Spanish sci-fi horror movie. It was recently, and with a bit of unfortunate timing, added to Netflix for American audiences. The movie is set in a large tower with two prisoners, or people, on each level and a large hole in the middle of their cell. The people […]

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Impressions: May

May is a slightly odd and rather interesting 2002 horror film. It follows May, a girl born with a lazy eye to a perfectionist mother. Her mother’s obsession over her eye starts to give May a complex, not helped at all by the fact that her mother has no social skills and passes that trait […]

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Impressions: The Impossible Defense of Juno from The Descent

So if you know me, you know that I have a massive love for the 2005 horror movie The Descent. If you’ve seen that movie, you know that Juno is just the worst. However, I feel that Juno gets a slightly bad rap and that there is some defense of her. Before you read on […]

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Impressions: Wrong Turn

Wrong Turn is a 2003 horror film following a group that gets stuck in the woods in the middle of nowhere. While trying to find a way out of their predicament, the group discovers that a family of cannibals purposely traps and hunts people that end up in the area to eat them. So basically, […]

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Impressions: Underwater

Underwater is a recent sci-fi/creature feature horror movie. It follows Norah (Kristen Stewart), who is working on an underwater drill seven miles down in the Mariana Trench. The station has taken severe damage in what they believe is an earthquake, so Norah and fellow survivors she meets up with must fight their way back to […]

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Impressions: Anaconda and the Creature Feature Rebirth?

Creature features have gone through various cycles throughout horror movie history. In the 50s, fears of atomic bombs created a whole plethora of giant insects and other types of monsters. More recently, Syfy and other similar companies have jumped on the “so bad it’s good” bandwagon creating many series and standalone over the top and […]

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Impressions: Mimic

Mimic is Guillermo del Toro’s 1997 creature feature. One that I happen to think doesn’t get nearly enough love these days. It follows the story of Dr. Peter Mann and Dr. Susan Tyler, who work together to come up with a solution for cockroaches carrying an illness that targets children. Susan changes the DNA of […]

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